My writer’s first spider bite was a black widows. Her second was a brown recluse. Each time she spent some time in the hospital hoping her limbs wouldn’t be chopped off. So yeah, KILL THE SPIDERS.

omg please stop.

black widows are the worst

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d-e-c-e-i-t:

I used to, and still do, catch these ladies whenever I see them.

I still stab them to death with a knife whenever I see them.

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d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

You are a sick, twisted man.

I just like spiders.

I’M SORRY THAT I’M DIFFERENT.

Spiders are not friends they belong on a shoe spattered WITH GORE

WELL FUCK YOU, TOO. 

No, but seriously. They’re good for the environment and stuff. Stop killing them. :c

I will kill things that can kill me. It’s self defense.

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d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

You are a sick, twisted man.

I just like spiders.

I’M SORRY THAT I’M DIFFERENT.

Spiders are not friends they belong on a shoe spattered WITH GORE

(Source: g-a-t-e-s)

d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

d-e-c-e-i-t:

In every acre of land, there is about 10,000 spiders. You are never more than six feet away from a spider at any given time.

Thank you, for providing all the reasons to invest in pest control

Did you know that the Hobo spider is not only deadly, but nearly impossible to kill even with pest control?

Why are you determined to make me TERRIFIED of fucking spiders.

You are a sick, twisted man.

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d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

d-e-c-e-i-t:

In every acre of land, there is about 10,000 spiders. You are never more than six feet away from a spider at any given time.

Thank you, for providing all the reasons to invest in pest control

Did you know that the Hobo spider is not only deadly, but nearly impossible to kill even with pest control?

Why are you determined to make me TERRIFIED of fucking spiders.

(Source: g-a-t-e-s)

d-e-c-e-i-t:

In every acre of land, there is about 10,000 spiders. You are never more than six feet away from a spider at any given time.

Thank you, for providing all the reasons to invest in pest control

(Source: g-a-t-e-s)

d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

d-e-c-e-i-t:

thecrumpmaster:

Brian, all the spiders you’re posting are causing me to instinctively slam my hand and or shoe against the screen. You’re gonna cause my screen to crack.

That one’s actually kind of adorable.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THIGN